Out to get me

I swear all of my teachers have it out for me. Three essays due in the last three days in English, a paper for gov, and a math assignment. I really think they are trying to kill me, I bet the meet after school to cook up more conspiracies. Next I bet Their not going to go with homework, just have me sentenced to a life in a camp where the primary source of fun is to copy every encyclopedia known to man and all we eat are tacos and bean burritos. Death would be too quick they want to extend my misery as long as possible. If there is anyone else who would like to join me I am bugging each of their offices so I will be ready for when they are ready to strike. Please! I really need a conspirator. Abby you are my first pick because you are crafty and share my feelings, at least I hope you do.